Thursday, November 02, 2006

Viscious Pumpkins

This post of KnittyOtter's inspired this morning's brain storm.

Five ways a Pumpkin can kill -- a joint collaboration with Squidette

1. Roll under your feet and trip you ... at the top of a flight of stairs ... on to a bed of nails.
2. Smother you with it's gooey insides.
3. Convince you to eat it's seeds ... and then choke you with them.
4. They are in cahoots with the cows ...
5. Persuede you to turn it in to pie with lots of condensed whole milk ... death by cholesterol!

(Spell check is not working this morning, please forgive anything I missed ... it is early.)

3 comments:

Cookie said...

Meanwhile, your turtles are plotting against you...

Calling Kahlo said...

Couldn't a pumpkin roll off of a skyscraper and with the force of gravity knock you down. Evil pumpkins and their wicked ways....

KnittyOtter said...

Pumpkins can hop ya know. They will hop and hop until they squish your brains out. It's a terrible way to die. o.0