Wednesday, November 28, 2007

SUPER MOMMY!!!

Faster then a cross town bus.

More powerful then a nasty rumor.

Able to find lost objects in five minutes flat!

LOOK! Down in the kitchen. (No, wait! Mommy would never be found in the kitchen.)

It's a spinner, it's a knitter, it's SUPER MOMMY!!!

Yes, it's Super Mommy. Strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal mommies.

Super Mommy, who can find your folder, wash your gym shorts and knit a hat;

And who, disguised as Mama Squid,

Mild mannered Assistant Principal for a Major Metropolitan High School,

Fights a never ending battle for Truth, Justice and Warm Feet.

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Go ahead, ASK!


3 comments:

Cookie said...

Whaa...?

Mary said...

"Faster than a cross town bus."

Hmmmm. . . . I assume it's been awhile since you've taken a crosstown bus. Try taking the M86 at 3:30 on a weekday and you just might just change that sentence.

But, what happened?

Susan said...

At last, recognition for your total being :)