Summary of a real conversation:
Mr. X: Mrs. Squid? This is Mr. X, your son's Phys Ed teacher. Little Squid has been unprepared for the last six weeks.
Me: Huh? How? Isn't all he requires sneakers?
Mr. X: He hasn't worn sneakers on a Tuesday for the last 6 weeks.
Me: Huh? My son doesn't own any other shoes. Even his dress shoes are too small.
Mr. X: I can describe them -- black crocs with a yellow stripe.
Me: He doesn't own Crocs. He goes to school every day in his sneakers with his road ID attached.
Mr. X: Eveery Tuesday he's been wearing crocs.
Me to Little Squid -- do you own crocs that I don't know about?
Little Squid: No
Me: He doesn't own crocs he only has sneakers right now. (Poking around Little Squid's closet.) I know he's lazy in Phys Ed but unprepared?
Mr. X: Every Tuesday ...
Me: Will you be there for conferences tomorrow? (Thinking that I have to show him Little Squid in order to set this straight.)
Mr. X: Yes, until about 3:00.
Me to Little Squid (With lightbulb suddenly on) What day do you have Mr. X.
Little Squid: Thursday
Me: My son has Phys Ed on Thursday, Mrs. L's Class.
Mr. X: Starting to stress the same point again ...
Little Squid: It could be the other Little Squid
Me: Huh?
Mr. X: Oh! I'm so sorry! There is another Little Squid in second grade. I'm so sorry. I just saw the name Little Squid and assumed the last name.
Me: That's o.k.
Mr. X: And he's been doing better lately. I'm really sorry.
Me: It's o.k., I'm a teacher and have made the same mistake. I'll still come by tomorrow.
Mr. X; O.k.,
Me: See you tomorrow. Bye. (Click)
Massive amounts of laughter in the Squid household tonight. Little Squid has an unusual real first name. It never occurred to me that there was another child with the same name in the school.
Mr. X: Mrs. Squid? This is Mr. X, your son's Phys Ed teacher. Little Squid has been unprepared for the last six weeks.
Me: Huh? How? Isn't all he requires sneakers?
Mr. X: He hasn't worn sneakers on a Tuesday for the last 6 weeks.
Me: Huh? My son doesn't own any other shoes. Even his dress shoes are too small.
Mr. X: I can describe them -- black crocs with a yellow stripe.
Me: He doesn't own Crocs. He goes to school every day in his sneakers with his road ID attached.
Mr. X: Eveery Tuesday he's been wearing crocs.
Me to Little Squid -- do you own crocs that I don't know about?
Little Squid: No
Me: He doesn't own crocs he only has sneakers right now. (Poking around Little Squid's closet.) I know he's lazy in Phys Ed but unprepared?
Mr. X: Every Tuesday ...
Me: Will you be there for conferences tomorrow? (Thinking that I have to show him Little Squid in order to set this straight.)
Mr. X: Yes, until about 3:00.
Me to Little Squid (With lightbulb suddenly on) What day do you have Mr. X.
Little Squid: Thursday
Me: My son has Phys Ed on Thursday, Mrs. L's Class.
Mr. X: Starting to stress the same point again ...
Little Squid: It could be the other Little Squid
Me: Huh?
Mr. X: Oh! I'm so sorry! There is another Little Squid in second grade. I'm so sorry. I just saw the name Little Squid and assumed the last name.
Me: That's o.k.
Mr. X: And he's been doing better lately. I'm really sorry.
Me: It's o.k., I'm a teacher and have made the same mistake. I'll still come by tomorrow.
Mr. X; O.k.,
Me: See you tomorrow. Bye. (Click)
Massive amounts of laughter in the Squid household tonight. Little Squid has an unusual real first name. It never occurred to me that there was another child with the same name in the school.
4 comments:
How delicious!
When we named our daughter, we knew NO ONE with that name.
Then poof.
Her first babysitter had the same name...
So I wonder what will happen to the real Croc kid?
I bet Mr. X will double check before calling his next parent. *L*
Lol. "Never mind."
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