As I climbed the stairs to my office this morning, a young man asked "Miss, are you wearing stockings?" Puzzled, I answered "Yes, why do you ask?"
The answer? (swallow any liquids, please, I will not be responsible for broken keyboards)
"Your legs look so clean!"
I paused a moment and said "well I do wash them ..."
(What will he say when I start riding in shorts and my legs are constantly stained with bicycle grease?)